Andrew Velasquez - Crown The Empire [x]
Warped Tour 2013
These parents are doing Facebook right.
"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly
can you believe that one chick actually turned black over the course of a year? thats a solid effort. YOU GO GIRL LIVE YOUR DREAMS!
MEMO: The space bar is important.
This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.
the longer my hair gets the more powerful i become
Also, the younger i feel
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
I don’t care what you say these games were fantastic
when you’re horny and your boyfriend isnt
Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.